#10
Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
#9
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A giraffic jam!
#8
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class!
#7
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the
first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
#6
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet
smell!
#5
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
A centipede with athlete's foot!
#4
Did you hear about the race between two
giraffes?
It was neck and
neck!
#3
Why are giraffes so slow to
apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride!
#2
Why don't giraffes do drugs?
Because they're naturally high!
#1
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a
hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush!
Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
#9
What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A giraffic jam!
#8
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class!
#7
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the
first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
#6
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet
smell!
#5
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
A centipede with athlete's foot!
#4
Did you hear about the race between two
giraffes?
It was neck and
neck!
#3
Why are giraffes so slow to
apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride!
#2
Why don't giraffes do drugs?
Because they're naturally high!
#1
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a
hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush!
